wake up calls

got to love when the phone rings and a guy's voice is on the other end of the line

even better when you realize it is a hot guy

until you realize you look like ASS....

Today is an unofficial holiday in the "great state of PA - it is the opening day of rifle season for buck hunting (also known as "lets kill bambi's dad day!" for those of you who are a bit more crass)

anyway - i had called in a problem with my phone line last week.

today, i didn't have to go to work. since something like 99% of my students are hanging out in their tree stands today the school board makes today a "school holiday (ok, so most of my coworkers are there too)

so when the phone rang i was a little surprised, but i figured it was "new somewhat hopefully potential but not holding my breath since he lives a bit of a drive away guy"

but this guy had that hot steamy wake me up anytime you want voice

and he was hear to take care of my "work order"

um... what work order?

oh, darn - THAT work order

and THEN i let him in

HOT DAMN - and that was before he put on his tool belt

can you say DROOL FEST

and then i realised what i looked liked

Happy (pre) Turkey Day

Stuff This

what does he want

the last real one was @ 2 years ago....

and it lasted for @ 2 years...

over the last 2 years we have both moved.

i have the same cell number, partly as a way to be aware of when people like him are calling me -its my "little black book"

however, zabaserch and other search engines have made life easier for people to find people.

so, forget the fact that i had JUST ASKED ANOTHER GUY OUT for next saturday night - guess who called me out of the blue!

yeah

and all i want to know is why he is still calling.

this time i asked

i don't think i got an answer.

answers

i asked for questions and you pulled through…

the first question came to me from “me” - me asks me:

what do i do to combat PMS & cramps ?

my OBGYN told me (at 13) that once I had a baby the cramps would be better – mom put the kabosh on that idea FAST ---- well, 16 years later I am still in pain… however, doc DID put me on the pill and that actually helps – for @ a year i took myself off of it and I regretted it so even though I am not having sex I am on the pill (and it helps w/ the complexion too!)

for a while I took pain killers but the OTC’s don’t work and it got to the point that all that worked were codine-based (which knock me out so really they don’t deal w/ the pain) or vioxx (which evidently increased death)

question 2 comes from jenn – in true jackass fashion, she asks:

If you could remove one finger and be guaranteed to be free of all diseases for the rest of your life - would you?

um….. could I give up two toes instead of a finger??? and it has nothing to do w/ what others would think, or for jewlery usage, but because every once in a while I still pull out a musical instrument and I need all of my fingers… (that, & I am finally a full 10 finger typer)

question 3 comes from sexy scott:

what would i not do for a million dollars?

get a tattoo or eat anything that would be found on a show such as fear factor.... i am jewish and it is against jewish law to get a tattoo but also, i saw my great grandparents tattoo's from the concentration camps - it would JUST BE WRONG for me to get one... as for food, i am willing to try lots of stuff, but i do draw a line at civilized food

barry is full of questions & he asks the following:

what is the hardest choice i ever had to make?

if i eat fries - do i use ketchup, mayonnaise or mustard?

when in that place half-way between being awake and asleep - what do i most often think about?

the hardest choice i ever had to make…… i really don’t know – in reality, most of my life choices aren’t really life altering – maybe standing up for myself and walking away from a job where i loved what i did but not how i felt about myself at the end of each day because of the people i worked FOR

do i use ketchup, mayo or mustard when i eat fries? – VINEGAR is my 1st choice…. but i usually use ketchup as vinegar isn't ususally available… and sometimes i make “fry sauce” by mixing mayo & ketchup but that is usually only in private since it grosses most people out… and btw – who the hell eats fries w/ mustard???

when I am in that place between half awake & half asleep, I think about a couple things

1) do I really have to go to the bathroom or can I sleep a bit longer
2) if I get up to go pee will the dog get up and need to go out too
3) will I have enough time to get more sleep in
4) this would be so much better w/ a hot guy next to me so I could go pee and then wake him up and have my wicked way with him
5) who the fuck is the ass hole calling me at this hour and if they don’t have a REALLY good reason I’m gonna’ KICK THEIR ASS

& last but not least…. the final Q is from Miss Amy…. and she asks:

if i had to have the same dessert each night for one month, what would it be?

wegmans (my “local” grocer) chocolate tiramisu – no, its not made w/ rum… but it IS yummy…. and it comes in its own bowl so clean up is easy… it has just enough chocolate that it isn’t overly chocolaty.. it has just enough lady fingers so it isn’t too cakey, and it has just enough everything else to be a good balance for everyday…

this was actually a lot of fun - so come on guys - give me some tough ones........ CHALLENGE ME!!!

questions galore

i always find it interesting....

the days i crawl out of my cave and post about my worst emotions, i get MANY more hits than when i post random & positive stuff

so....

instead of me venting... or spouting off (which, trust me - i have PLENTY of stuff to let go)

it is your turn...

i know the next few days are going to be crazy for me due to 2 days of parent/teacher conferences and meetings and doctors appointments...

so instead of me posting, i want you to question me

no question will go unanswered

no topic is off limits (and yes, if you only e-mail me, i WON'T out you in my response)

no limit on the # of questions you each ask

so, ask away - and a prize to the most challenging question

friendship

the test of the life or death of a friendship



once again i am officially the only person in my world single...

@ a year ago, girl who helped me get my job met a guy...

she called me this morning during homeroom and left me a message - "you have to come over here ASAP"

i knew she had gotten engaged last night.... don't ask how, but i knew








and i didn't care







and i didn't want to see the ring either






i had a crazy day scheduled and didn't think i would make it over there so i called and said "did he give you a ring"

she said "you need to come over here"

i told her i'd try - and i did..... personally, i think the ring is butt ugly, and it is TOTALLY NOT HER STYLE - but whatever

she is happy

and i didn't even care

i wasn't even nauseated

i don't even want to cry because i am still single and she isn't




i never thought i would feel devoid of emotion for a friend when something good happened but i am - i am actually more upset that i can't bring myself to feel anything



so does this mean the friendship is gone and we are just co-workers or am i really a cold hearted bitch?