why ask why me?

Saturday, July 22, 2006

This week's 7's

i was supposed to go out with the girls last night - they ditched me...

i was supposed to go out with a "new" guy tonight - but he "is feeling under the weather"

so, i have decided to dedicate tonight to all the guys in my past who have, for better or worse, helped mold me into who i am - and the 7 worst lines that have ever been said to me

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22 Comments:

  • I prefer the classic pick up lines you see in old black and white movies. I think this one was said by Carey Grant:

    "are you Jamaican? Cuz jamaican' me horny".

    Smooth.

    By Blogger IDigHootchAndCootch, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • Oh my....I can't believe guys have said those things (your 7 and Hootch's 1). ;)

    By Blogger Me, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • Like I LOVE my sister! Yuch...

    By Blogger Neil, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • hooch - i have to admit, my TRUE fav line is "the word of the day is legs.... lets go back to my place and spread the word"

    me, unfortunatly - they are ALL true...

    neil - uh hu

    By Blogger question girl, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • The worst one I ever heard was in a club. I was sitting at the bar with one of the chicas and a guy walks up behind me and whispers in my ear, "Mind if I push in your stool." Seriously??

    By Blogger Melissa, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • oh mel, that is FOUL!!!

    By Blogger question girl, at Sunday, July 23, 2006  

  • You are missing the be all and end all of pick up lines. It's totally flawless:

    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

    By Blogger Grampa, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • *LOL* i forgot that one grampa

    then there is the old: "you father must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the sky & put them in your eyes!"

    By Blogger question girl, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • Hey, where's the brilliant comment I left the other day?

    By Blogger Phil, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • your brilliant comment is on the actual 7's page dork

    By Blogger question girl, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • That's too many words, question girl. I try to limit the statements that I make to ones that will fit into haiku.

    By Blogger Grampa, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • Just goes to show you that what comes out of a man's mouth is far less intelligent than what comes out of a woman's!

    By Blogger ThursdayNext, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • Is this turning into another one of those man bashing blogs?

    By Blogger Phil, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • grampa - LOL

    Amy - *high five* along w/ behind every great man is a phenominal woman...

    phil - not intentionally.... however, not everyone can get by w/ their grin & their ass ;}~

    By Blogger question girl, at Monday, July 24, 2006  

  • I once had a guy cancel a date for the same reason. But - turns out he really was sick and he made up for it.

    So - who knows...maybe he really was sick?

    :)

    By Blogger Rachel Heather, at Tuesday, July 25, 2006  

  • Oh my... I can't believe that you have heard those lines for real. That is rough. Hope that sickboy feels better and makes it up to you.

    Scott

    By Blogger Scott, at Tuesday, July 25, 2006  

  • Makes me wonder who you hang out with if they really said those things...I am sure I have said worse though..sometime to someone.

    I think this is a man bashing segment!

    By Blogger Barry, at Tuesday, July 25, 2006  

  • rachel & scott...

    i'm not holding my breath either way - if he was/is sick, i hope he feels better and we can do it again....

    however - it IS tuesday, i left him a message yesterday and haven't heard back.......


    barry - these are ALL lines from guys i was in relationships... they were all guys that treated me well, were educated (ok, the 1st one doesn't count here)... and were on the right path....

    a couple i thought i saw more with...

    By Blogger question girl, at Tuesday, July 25, 2006  

  • Yeah, but did they like your shoes?

    By Blogger Grampa, at Tuesday, July 25, 2006  

  • Well I can tell you how I am and that is I am very very very picky when it comes to phone rules.

    I am probably too harsh :)

    However, if a guy does not call me back the ame day I leave a message than I forget him right then and there.

    Then again - people tell me I am too picky but I still stick to my rule :)

    By Blogger Rachel Heather, at Wednesday, July 26, 2006  

  • Jesus. As a Jew I am not surprised. How awful. As a "dude", I am not surprised at any of these. I have heard them all for years. Believe it or not, some do work. Strange.

    By Blogger Nigel Vossap, at Saturday, July 29, 2006  

  • 22 comments? Very impressive.

    By Blogger Thomas, at Sunday, July 30, 2006  

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